Dear Family and Friends, I want you to know that I have
moved. I received a call from God, the chief architect,
who informed me that my new house was ready and that I
could move in immediately. I just didn't have time to give you
notice. My new home is finished and it's such a beautiful sight
to behold. It is located in an exclusive estate area and it sits
behind a beautiful Pearly gate, just off a serene celestial shore.
Of course, the streets are paved with gold and everyday is
Sunday here, I have been told. There is Peace, Joy, and
Happiness here with no more pain and cares of the world to
bear. No strife, nor discontent, there is only sweet serenity
everywhere. Let me give you my new address, because I highly
recommend you make plans to live here too:

Richard Gilbert
1 Gate to the City Avenue,
Godstown, Heaven 12258

P.S. I don't have a telephone yet, but just call God. If you don't
have his number, He is listed in the good Book on every page -
contact him